10 Signs You Might Be A Lazy Bum

10 Signs You Might Be A Lazy Bum

I’m just gonna be honest here, I am probably one of the laziest people in the world! Though I enjoy doing many things, there are sometimes…who am I kidding? There are many times when I would just love stay in bed for a full 24 hours.

I decided to make this post as a sort of motivation for myself and others. If you can relate to more than half of these points on my list, you should probably get off of your butt and stop exhibiting sloth like behavior!

FYI I have done everything on this list at least once…or more. #noshame

1. Being sooo lazy that you’d rather let yourself starve than get up.

2. Ordering takeout more than 3 times a week to avoid cooking or going food shopping.

3. Losing the TV remote and feeling like it’s the end of the world, because you know there is no way you’re getting up to change that channel until tomorrow.

4. Instead of walking down the stairs like a normal human being, you put your own lazy spin on it.

The slip and stair

The stop box and roll

5. Using Siri to make calls/text? Enough said…

6. Calling/texting someone in the same house/room as you.

7. Wearing a hat more than 4 times a week because your hair is “out of order”.

8. Not taking your makeup off after a night out and praying that your skin doesn’t melt off.

9. Waiting for the rain to come, so you can get your “nature car wash“. Something about going green?…No?

10. Seeing dishes piled up to capacity in the kitchen sink and getting out of there faster than a toupee in a hurricane.

All of us, at some point in our life have been a “lazy bum”, and that’s totally okay. The point is not to make a habit of it. It isn’t easy, and a struggle I know all too well, but it’ll be worth it in the end…right? πŸ˜‚

*All gifs used in this post were taken from GIPHY*



  1. April 26, 2017 / 9:44 am

    I am guilty of 9/10 of these, there are no stairs in my apartment but if there was……
    Loved this post, the struggle is real, especially when I have a toddler to care for πŸ˜‰

    • April 27, 2017 / 9:06 pm

      Haha thank you, I’m glad I’m not the only one! I can only imagine how hard it would be to still be a lazy bum with a toddler…but I hope you still have a lazy bum day every once in a while! πŸ™‚

  2. April 26, 2017 / 2:31 am

    Really this was like a breath of fresh air πŸ˜€
    Loved going through the hilarious post πŸ™‚ Thanks, dear definitely I’m a lazy bum too hehe

    • April 27, 2017 / 9:04 pm

      Thank you sooo much! πŸ™‚ I’m so happy to connect with my fellow lazy bums hahaha! πŸ™‚

  3. April 25, 2017 / 11:26 am

    You are totally cracking me up here. There is always something to do. A lazy day isn’t a bad thing. Lol.

    • April 27, 2017 / 9:01 pm

      Haha I totally agree! I feel like sometimes they’re necessary…but sometimes can easily turn into forever lolll. πŸ™‚

  4. April 25, 2017 / 6:40 am

    well,I admit I have similar moments sometimes.anyway the post could make me laugh.I love that stop box and roll moment.. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • April 27, 2017 / 9:03 pm

      Lol thank youuu! Though I’ve never actually tried the stop box and roll, I just might soon haha. πŸ™‚

  5. Shilpa Bindlish
    April 25, 2017 / 6:29 am

    I’m also guilty of not removing my makeup at times. I’m seriously feeling laziness this summers.

    • April 27, 2017 / 9:00 pm

      Yesss me tooo! For those times, I at least try to use makeup removing wipes and I feel a littleee better lol.

  6. April 25, 2017 / 2:02 am

    A lot of that is me, sometimes i am so lazy, i think of just laying in the couch and not get up for food or anything!

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:58 pm

      Lol, seriously, it’s hard! Eventually…sometimes hours later…I do get up though haha. πŸ™‚

  7. Blair villanueva
    April 25, 2017 / 1:05 am

    This is a funny post and very entertaining. However, these also are a huge no no for me.. Being lazy AF in my case wont give me anything.

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:54 pm

      Lol it’s great that you have such amazing self control over your laziness, but there’s nothing wrong with being lazy AF every once in a while. All about self control! πŸ˜‰

  8. April 24, 2017 / 10:41 pm

    ‘Being so lazy that you rather starve than get up’ Well, I have been there! Loved your hilarious take on being a lazy bum and the GIFs are a nice touch. High 5 from a fellow lazy bum πŸ™‚

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:48 pm

      Haha thanksss so much! I’m glad you could relate, makes me feel like I’m part of some special lazy bum community! πŸ™‚ *double high fives*

  9. April 24, 2017 / 10:15 pm

    Lol! I have no clue what you mean by all of these things? who could be this lazy? oh yeah.. I guess I might have done one, two or ten of those… I guess. Very cute post

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:42 pm

      Hahaha, thank youuu! πŸ™‚ I’m glad there are so many people who understand me lol.

  10. April 24, 2017 / 9:26 pm

    Haha…I don’t even wait for the nature car wash. I wait until my husband is driving my car and says how dirty it is…then he takes it through the car wash for me! My one lazy moment, haha! I’m so not lazy about the rest of the things, but that one – yes.

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:41 pm

      I’ll remember that tactic when I get married lolll. πŸ™‚

  11. April 24, 2017 / 3:41 pm

    This is hilarious. I have had my moments, I admit that, but with two kids I can’t ever be completely lazy. They don’t like when I’m just sitting around, ha.

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:33 pm

      Hahaha, yeah unfortunately once you become a Mom I heard you lose your lazy card. πŸ™ I still hope you get to use it once in a while though! πŸ™‚

  12. April 24, 2017 / 1:04 pm

    This was so funny. I’ve definitely been guilty of running away from a sink full of dishes. I don’t think I could ever be too lazy to eat though, haha

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:31 pm

      Yeahhh, dishes definitely aren’t one of my favorite things. Question! But what if you had to wash that sink full of dishes before you could eat? What would you do then πŸ˜‰ lol?

  13. April 24, 2017 / 10:05 am

    Haha, this post is so funny and true as wel..Lol. I liked the waiting for rain for a car wash especially πŸ™‚

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:28 pm

      Lol thanks! I feel like everyone agrees with that one. I guess no one washes their car anymore haha.

  14. April 24, 2017 / 9:19 am

    I am guilty for numbers 6 and 9 lol! Especially when it comes to my car I am helpless!

    • April 27, 2017 / 8:27 pm

      Lol we all are!!! What can I say, you don’t have to do anything and it’s free! πŸ™‚

  15. Melanie
    April 23, 2017 / 12:29 am

    Great stuff

  16. Berly Cheatum
    April 22, 2017 / 4:01 pm

    Me lazy then!!

  17. April 22, 2017 / 1:54 pm

    I will admit that I have done #6 many times.

    • April 22, 2017 / 9:19 pm

      Lol me too! Even with people sitting right next to me. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  18. April 22, 2017 / 1:49 pm

    It’s official… I’m a lazy bum, lol!

    • April 22, 2017 / 9:18 pm

      Hahaha! πŸ˜‚ Well you have a lazy bum friend in me lol.

    • April 22, 2017 / 11:57 am

      Haha aren’t we all? 😜

  19. April 22, 2017 / 10:48 am

    2, 7, 8, and 9. I am guilty! 2 happened in college and I had a freezer full of things to thaw and cook. I just didn’t want to cook or just didn’t want it at that time. So much wasted money.

    • April 22, 2017 / 11:55 am

      Lolll, I can totally relate to that too! I did the same exact thing! I also ordered Chinese and Domino’s every other day. πŸ˜… πŸ˜… πŸ˜… The goood lifeee, oh how times have changed haha.

  20. April 22, 2017 / 10:43 am

    Hahahha… This post is awesome! Suits me well as I am super lazy too. Btw, the pics are hilarious and cute πŸ˜€ …. Following you :)…

    • April 22, 2017 / 11:43 am

      Haha thank you sooo much!!! I appreciate it! It’s always nice to know there are other super lazies out there that understand the struggle! πŸ˜€

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